7 things we SECRETLY hate about the Doggy-Style position

7 things we SECRETLY hate about the Doggy-Style position

These are some of the things that we are bothered about, doesn’t mean we don’t want to do it.         

Let me set the record straight, we don’t hate doggy style, we know women love it so much, and we love it too. It gives us the chance to be dominating and we can admire your tiny waist and big bum from here.

It’s so great that these are just tiny flaws we have found in the system.
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1. Things can get ugly real quick
The probability of this happening is pretty low because we are positioned behind you. Our waist is directly in front of your asshole, if you’re having one of those tummy problems or irritable bowels or involuntary dump taking, this could be really bad, our body is within the blast radius of your anus. Not a genuine concern?
2. It’s not for the lazy
As cool as the position is, it is not for the faint hearted or people low on strength. This position is challenging physically especially if it’s for a prolonged period of time.
3. Risk of injured knees
As exciting as the position is, the risk of injury is mainly towards the knee depending on where the action is taking place. If it’s on the rug, then there is the risk of rug burn because of the friction between the surface of rug and the knee.
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4. It’s too good
This shouldn’t be a disadvantage you probably think, but you’re wrong, it is especially for guys. Because of how interesting and delicious the position is, the guy can finish quickly which isn’t cool especially when the lady is yet to orgasm.
5. Your heights can make it not so great
Considerable height difference can be a problem here, as with most positions. It can be terribly embarrassing and more painful. It can result in awkward positions like the guy looking like he’s sitting on a chair.
6. Difficult to feel the boobs
For guys, who are into boobs, doggy style doesn’t offer much help, not unless you’ve got a long arm, it’ll be fairly difficult to pull off. It’s even more strenuous to do that while thrusting from behind, all I’m saying is boobs fondling is very difficult with doggy style.
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7. The noise can be embarrassing
This position is the one that gets ladies really excited and can lead to moaning that can be sweet and melodious to the ear and also can be downright annoying. We love to hear you moan but not that it gives us a hard time looking the neighbor in the eye the next morning. Let’s keep the moans under check, okay?
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